Rando

S: When I grow up I'm going to be a teacher and my teacher name is going to be Mr. Sam.

Life with Boys

D: Who went poo last night and didn't flush?

S: It was me!

D: You must have lost some weight.

Happy Thanksgiving

S: I coughed a lot in the night. That means I ate too much boogers!

A man with a plan

October 6, 2013:

There was a Johnson & Johnson commercial on...

D: I'm going to buy baby lotion when Millie and me get married. 

Me: Why?

D: Because we're going to have babies. 

Me: Oh. Does Millie know that?

D: What?

Me: That you're going to get married and have babies.

D: No. I'll tell her.

Duh

October 4, 2014:

Randomly, in the middle of lunch...

D: I love auntie Paula.

Me: Me too. Where did that comment come from?

D: My mouth.

Ladies man

October 1, 2014:

When I dropped the boys at school this morning one of Sam's teachers stopped me. I guess yesterday the kids were lined up to wash their hands and the next thing they knew Sam and one of the girls in the class were hugging and sharing a smooch. The teachers had to explain that kissing is just for your family - not your classmates. 

I found him in the schoolyard and I asked him if he kissed a girl at school the day before he said yes. When I asked who it was  he said "I don't know."

After school I picked the kids up from the sitters. I asked Sam if he had been kissing the girls at school again and he said "I'm not going to kiss girls any more. I'm just going to wash my hands."