Pee on a Tree

I took the boys to the park last night and Sam had to pee so i told him to go on a tree.

So far he seems incapable of doing that without dropping his pants to his ankles and fully exposing himself.

So he went pee. And then he was just standing there... and standing there. With his pants around his ankles. Then he starts shaking his hand, like hes trying to get something off of it. And then he starts wiping his hand on the tree.

That's when i broke and bellowed across the playground: "Sam, pull your pants up!"

It was a proud moment.