This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

The adventures of parenting two beautiful, sweet, crazy little ~~assholes~~ boys.

Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Roll the dice... glue sticks or lip balm?

Posted by KD at 18:00

A knife

Sam: What's that? Danny: A knife. Sam: What's it for? Daniel: To cut things with. Like little boys who don't listen.
Superman?

Sam crawled into bed with us yesterday morning and draped his arm over Danny. Sam: I put my arm over him so he can't fly away.
The naked truth

We were at Rona on the weekend getting supplies for the boys bunk beds. While we were there Sam started dancing and grabbing himself - h...
Mr Clean

I was arguing with Sam about cleaning up his toys... S: I can't because my arms are tired of picking up cars. Me: Are you going to cle...
Going Postal

Sam had an EPIC meltdown last night. He fell asleep on the way home from camp and slept for 1 1/2 hrs when we got home. When he woke up he l...
My Precious Angel

Sam didn't like something I told him so he hit me. Me: You need to go to your room. Sam: (deep breath) I'm calmed down. Me: You ...

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