Just like his mama

Sam: I can't say the F word to you.
Me: What?!
Sam: I can't say the F word to you.
Me: You can't say the F word to anyone.

Sam: But when I'm growed up I can.

Me: Yes you can.

Sam: I can say the F word to anyone!

Me: And you can deal with the consequences.

Sam: (excited) Because when I'm a grown up I get to make the rules!

Me: Yes you do. 

*(not my kid)