Carn-omnivore

D to Me: I bet you like to get snuggles as much as I like meat.

By the way he was tearing through the chicken balls last night I like snuggles A LOT.

Naughty Boy

S: If you be on the naughtly list you get a rock for Christmas.

I asked him what someone would do with a rock if they got that for Christmas and he said very matter-of-factly "put it with their rock collection."

Duh. Of course.

I don't know how he got this way

This kid was seriously the worst baby ever - he cried all the time and the highlight of my day was when someone came over and took him away from me for even five minutes. And I felt like a horrible person for hating this screaming bundle of "joy". 

This is what he said to me this morning:

"I always feel like my heart is a puzzle and everyone I love is a piece and you're the final piece that make the puzzle complete."