I Think I'm Being Conned

S: In the summer I'm ticklish

Me: But in the winter you're not?

S: Yup. Only in the summer.

I better try twice as hard, just to make sure.

Stranger Danger

I was sending Daniel to the bathroom in Walmart by himself.
Wanting him to be safe, I said to him - "what are the rules?"

D: Don't go with anybody. (pause) But if someone gives me a video game I'll just take it. Because it's in their pocket.

Me: No.