Out of control

Sam ran into the bathroom in urgent need of the toilet. The little shit always waits until the last possible moment. 

Sam: That was crazy. The pee came shooting out. 

Me: If you got some pee on the seat use some toilet paper and clean it up. 

Sam: But I don't care.

Me: If you made a mess you need to clean it up. 

Sam: I wiped it on the wall. 

I live with savages.